He woke up and went straight to the deli

No breakfast, no toothbrush, no warm-up—just the very specific neighborhood ritual of getting outside immediately.

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Why we picked it

The joke is specific enough to feel lived-in, simple enough to land instantly, and 1.5 million plays say plenty of people recognized the character.

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